This is an incident that took place in a railway carriage just outside warsaw.

There were four people in this railway carriage.

There was an ooooold polish woman, a young polish girl, a russian officer, and a polish patriot. When the train went into a tunnel, in the darkness, there was the sound of a kiss (long kissing sound), followed by a very hard slap.

When the train emerged from the tunnel, there was the russian officer with a slowwwwly closing eye and a rapidly bleeding nose.

The old polish woman thought, how brave of the young girl to strike a russian officer.

And the young girl thought, how odd that the russian officer should kiss the old woman, and not me.

And the Russian officer thought, how lucky the polish patriot is, he kisses the girl and she hits me.