CyberPsalms
by J. Edgar Hix

              CyberPsalm 1.1
              You came to us
               executable, Jesus:
              user-friendly shareware
               to upgrade our systems,
              expand our capabilities,
              link us to the Spirit s
               bulletin board.

              You came to us without
               viruses,
              without hidden costs,
              with complete
               instructions,
              on-line help
              and 1-800, 24-hour
               technical support.

              We expected You,
              but when the prompt
               said "Enter"
              we didn t.



              CyberPsalm 2.1
              God of all programming
               languages,
              my .exe s are not
               executing.
              My .com s are commanding
               strange things.
              My Readme.txt is in
               Greek, not ASCII.
              All my applications
               are incompatible.
              I am full of bugs.

              Play Your fingers over
               my keyboard.
              Run Your diagnostics.
              Reconfigure my system.
              And, for goodness sake,
               please back me up.



              CyberPsalm 3.2
              Relational God,
              only pure database and
               deeper than data.
              Your words are
               the assembly language
               for Your people s
               applications.
              Nest me in Your
               operating system.
              You are my config.sys
               and autoexec.bat.
            My win.ini.
              Your command.com is
               written in my root.



              CyberPsalm 3.3
              Here is my BIOS, Senior
               Designer;
              my tree, its files
               barely better than
               randomized.
              I have installed and
               tried to uninstall
              so much shareware and
               freeware
              downloaded from so many
               web sites
              only You can debug my
               .dlls,
              correct my paths,
              defrag my c: drive.

              Here is my system:
              all my codes and
               passwords,
              all my hidden files.
              Optimize me.



 

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