Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

What's another word for thesaurus?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

If cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

What do you do when you discover an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?

When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

Do cemetary workers prefer the graveyard shift?

Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?

When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?

Why do they call it a TV set when you get only one?

Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

If the funeral procession is at night, do you drive with your lights off?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

What's another word for thesaurus?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Isn't is it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?