Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished?
Shouldn't they be called builts?

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

Why does sour cream have an expiration date?

The light went out, but where to ?

Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money
they already know you don't have?

Why is it you have a "pair" of pants and only one bra?

Why do people go to Burger King and Order a Double Whopper with a
Large French Fry and insist on getting a Diet Coke?

Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?

If a bus station is where a bus stops and a train station is where a train stops,
what is a workstation?

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss??
It sounds like a near hit to me!!

Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold
tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in
charge of everything outdoors?

Why do we go under over-passes and over under-passes?

How do "Keep off the grass" signs get where they are?

If the plural of "mouse" is "mice", shouldn't the plural of
"house" be "hice"?

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?

Don`t think that you`re thinking. If you think that you're thinking
you only think that you're thinking.